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[xp_scarlet_witch]

I appear to finally be in my own apartment - I have no idea when I actually got here but I'm currently entrenched on my couch. I have a doctor's strict orders for rest for several days but at least I can clear my email.

I have Christmas presents for a number of you but as I'm bed, or couch, ridden currently feel free to come to me.

Bring food, I seem to have lost about ten or more pounds in the last week. Nothing fits.

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[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

How do you feel about venison?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

If you bring me venison, I will be prepared to uncover my hidden stash of wine my uncle sent me straight from the Mosel-Saar-Ruwer area.

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

I'm abstaining at the moment, but thank you for the offer. Send me your address (masterofmyfate@xavier.edu) and I will make a delivery.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You're Amanda's boss, yes? If nothing fits my office can provide replacements should you desire some things that do.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm happy to say yes, I am.

My dear, you just offered me shopping - I think you're my new best friend. Do you have any catalogs you could bring over?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I was actually offering you giftage, since you're Amanda's boss. I'm heading out for dinner at the moment but Amanda's joining me so I can leave the catalogues with her or I can bring them over later tonight or tomorrow if you feel up to entertaining a stranger?

[x-desperado.livejournal.com]

Boss, ma'am? Do we ever actually sell clothes or just give all the good stuff away?

(she says while wearing that incredibly awesome cream blouse from last year's collection)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Where's my whacking stick?

Have you not been snooping through the financial reports? I'm a little disappointed. Of course we sell clothes. Quite a lot of them. But I find that we tend to sell more clothes when people feel we're benevolent (customer loyalty) and also when we get more people to wear them out and about. Sort of like free advertising.

Besides, if this is about offering the wardrobe department to students, that's quite another matter. Wardrobe, as you know, are the clothes other designers supply us for the models to wear in shoots. Once the shoots are complete we're left with clothes lying around in wardrobe. We can't sell them. So why not lend them out? Same principle- maybe someone on the street will see a YSL skirt I've lent to a student, like it, and go buy one for themselves.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

Now we may breath in peace, reassured that you are well and home. Welcome back. Amanda was very worried, you should know.