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You're going to Vermont with me this week. I have a conference to attend and since someone is withholding vital information, I deemed it appropriate to not inform you that you would be coming with me.
Don't worry about packing, darling, I already did it for you. Nice boxers, did you get new ones?
Don't worry about packing, darling, I already did it for you. Nice boxers, did you get new ones?
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Date: 2009-05-20 12:16 am (UTC)(...Yeah. I did.)
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Date: 2009-05-20 12:21 am (UTC)(Thought so. I took the liberty of hiding one of them, btw. Good luck, that should keep you busy between now and when we leave.)
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Date: 2009-05-20 12:28 am (UTC)(One? Which means...*sigh* The only way I'm going to get into my apartment is through the window, isn't it?)
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Date: 2009-05-20 12:33 am (UTC)(Consider yourself lucky you can get in that way. Also, when did you invest so heavily in white briefs? I thought you were more of a fan of yellow boxers with orange highlights.)
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Date: 2009-05-20 12:40 am (UTC)(Don't think I haven't realized that that still means getting past you. And maybe I've decided to go for more of a classic look? The rubber ducky boxers could never truly be replaced, after all. Anything else would be a pale imitation.)
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Date: 2009-05-20 12:49 am (UTC)(...oh. Oh. I see now. My apologies, then, since I seem to have packed half the bags with underwear that wasn't yours. But you're quite right about having to get through me since while I'm not blocking the window, I am sitting on your luggage.)
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Date: 2009-05-20 01:03 am (UTC)...And it didn't really seem worth it.
(Bags, plural? Exactly how long are we going to be gone, anyway? And I want to state plainly that whatever inferences you've just made about my undergarments, I deny everything.)