I have returned...

[xp_scarlet_witch]

From my airport hell. How I managed to end up in the layover that seemed to span decades I will never know but at least I charmed my way into the first class lounge. Make friends with the airport staff, children, it will serve you very well.

Jet lag really has no hold on me any longer, thankfully, so I will instead be raiding the kitchen for something to eat and will probably follow that up with a trip to Harry's because it has been that kind of day.

Feel free to join me and feel even more free to buy me a drink.

Comments

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Far be it from me to turn down a damsel in distress.

I'll happily cover your bar tab.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Never let it be said that I pass up the chance to abuse someone's credit card.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

You won't believe the kind of abuse it can withstand.

Let's test it. I have all weekend. Debauchery is really wasted on one night anyways.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

You JUST got home?! How is everyone in that airport still alive?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Because I was given access to the first class lounge, wine and pretty men in suits. Those are really the only reasons that the airport is even still standing.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Because you're super but I'm not sure we've quite hit the part in our relationship where I help you hide bodies.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Just wait, that comes later.

No worries, I am generally easily soothed with good drinks and better men. I also managed to claim several comfortable chairs and combined them into one weird cluster so I could sleep.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

It's a life goal, believe me.

I think I'm going to have to try one of those meditating apps for the next work trip if I want to stay away from a body count, myself.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Life goals: help Wanda hide body. Buy Wanda drinks. Possibly on the same day.

I actually have several, if you would like to take a look at them. Plus a rather extensive playlist of music that I find soothing. Both for long work trips and power issues.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

She's kidding kids, she has people for that - hiding the bodies that is. Although possibly for buying the drinks as well.

I wonder what being a drink buying person would pay.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Welcome hoooooooome. I'll tag along with you to Harry's. Yay food! Yay beer!

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Well, I woke up this morning without a headache so we did not try hard enough. More life goals?

Though I think we ate their entire kitchen clean.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Definitely need to try harder next time.

I feel like they should've known as soon as we walked in the door that they were gonna need more food. Emergency grocery run. That's what they should've done.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Thelma....my darling. My heart. Welcome back. :D

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Louise, my other half! Thank you!

Wine and movies night soon?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Always. :)

I'm free this week but the week after I have to head back to Muir for a few days on some followup with the kids I was working with on foster family placement.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I just made it out of China - one my way back via train through Mongolia and then flying out of somewhere in Russia.

I appear to have attracted a talkative seatmate who is currently sharing pictures of her Grandchildren with me.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Thank you Jubilee, for reminding me that I did not have it quite as bad. Since you did not make the news for assaulting the grandmother, I assume you have made it home in one piece.