Forewarned case of kidnapping
Jun. 30th, 2015 02:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_scarlet_witchSo, according to my most recent phone call, I am being kidnapped, post haste. He's a terrible kidnapper as I have been informed of exactly when it will happen and where I will find myself. But while Simon is a terrible kidnapper, at least he's handsome.
I will apparently be heading off to Acapulco in a few days. I believe I shall be gone for about a week. If you need to get in touch with me, please make sure it is an emergency. I will be most unhappy if you interrupt my unexpected vacation simply because you missed me. (I will miss you, too, just certainly not that much.)
(Yes, Jean, it is that Simon. Hush, stop making that face with the eyebrows and come help me pack.)
I will apparently be heading off to Acapulco in a few days. I believe I shall be gone for about a week. If you need to get in touch with me, please make sure it is an emergency. I will be most unhappy if you interrupt my unexpected vacation simply because you missed me. (I will miss you, too, just certainly not that much.)
(Yes, Jean, it is that Simon. Hush, stop making that face with the eyebrows and come help me pack.)
