Forewarned case of kidnapping

[xp_scarlet_witch]

So, according to my most recent phone call, I am being kidnapped, post haste. He's a terrible kidnapper as I have been informed of exactly when it will happen and where I will find myself. But while Simon is a terrible kidnapper, at least he's handsome.

I will apparently be heading off to Acapulco in a few days. I believe I shall be gone for about a week. If you need to get in touch with me, please make sure it is an emergency. I will be most unhappy if you interrupt my unexpected vacation simply because you missed me. (I will miss you, too, just certainly not that much.)

(Yes, Jean, it is that Simon. Hush, stop making that face with the eyebrows and come help me pack.)

Comments

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I can't help it! I want details, woman!

I'm on my way!

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

You'll get all the details your little heart desires if you help me figure out what shoes to bring.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm quite the girl you're looking for when it comes to shoes but I am always up for challenge.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Well, you can at least stop me when I try to take all of them. Trust me, that is an important job.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

All of them? Yeah, no. That is lovestruck crazy talk.

(THE Simon. I'm so jealous.)

I'll help you pick out a pair or two. :D

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

It is not! I try to pack most of my shoes for nearly any trip that is not work related! (How do I have this many shoes, anyway?)

(I was not anticipating this. Normally we see each other when we are in the area. This is ... new.)

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

How do you not pay $500 in baggage fees? Oh right, private planes.

(Good new, I hope?)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Does post-haste leave you with no time to get a new swim suit and sun hat?

Do not forget sunscreen! Or condoms!

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Actually, it does. He is a terrible kidnapper but at least kind enough to give me time to hit the shops. Anything on your schedule that is terribly pressing tomorrow morning?

Hah, as unlikely as forgetting either of those are, at least Acapulco will have plenty of shops just in case.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Nothing pressing at all, that would not also press on your impending terrible kidnapping.

Yes, but what if you want to use them on the plane! Do not forget!

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I feel the need for a few new pieces. You cannot be prepared enough for a kidnapping, after all.

This is only academic, though. (Unless he has a private plane. Hmm.)

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Happy sex and sand trip! (Don't get mixed up where those go.)