BARTON

[xp_scarlet_witch]

Did you break into my suites for the sole purpose of leaving me ... thirty? Is that thirty? ... grilled cheese sandwiches? Why did you make me so many sandwiches and why are they all in my kitchen?

(Actually, it's twenty-eight now.)

And of course you did this. You only know how to make breakfast and, apparently, grilled cheese.

Comments

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about. But, if you care to check, you might find that the internet if very helpful with regards to particular, non-federal holidays and things. The internet might actually tell you that today is National Grilled Cheese day. Maybe. If you care to check.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Why is there a National Grilled Cheese day?! And did it turn you into the magical grilled cheese fairy?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

There's a National Grilled Cheese Day for the same reason there's a National Cashew Day and a National Have A Bad Day Day - people wanted to have something to celebrate on days when there wasn't anything to celebrate already. And I still have no idea what you're talking about regarding all those no doubt delicious grilled cheese sandwiches that miraculously appeared in your suite.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

It was bad enough that my phone yelled at me to remind me I had a sibling the other day. At least this one is far more practical.

The only way it would have been more obvious is if you'd written out your name using them.

I'm going to be fat and it's all your fault.

[xp_daytripper]

It wasn't Jubes, was it? Seems like something she'd do.

And if you need help eating those, Boss Lady, I'm a bit peckish...

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure it was Barton. Jubilee tends to rid me of my junk food, not leave stacks upon stacks of melted cheesey sandwiches.

God, please. There's only so many I can eat in one day and I have no idea if they freeze well. Maybe I should start a grilled cheese sandwich stand on the front lawn...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Cheese. I will help you eat them if you like. Also, totally wasn't me. I'd have left crocheted cheese sandwiches.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Why would you have left crocheted cheese sandwiches?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

They make grilled cheese stuffies too.

http://www.squishable.com/pc/opensquish_grilled_cheese_31427/Big_Animals/Comfort+Food+Grilled+Cheese

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I must have this thing...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Because grilled cheese day. Along with pancake day it's one of my fav food related holidays.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Mm, grilled cheese.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

TAKE SOME.

[xp_spectrum]

If you still need help getting rid of them, I know someone who is a literal bottomless pit.

Hey, Ty, someone has excess food they need help with! ;)

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm downing in cheese, send help.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

So that's where the stench of too much cheese was coming from.

Sooner they get eaten the better. I've been queasy since I first smelled them.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Well, it's nice to know you have a weakness. Better keep 'excessive amounts of melted American cheese makes him queasy' out of the files...

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

American cheese? No wonder they stink. That stuff's crap.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Generally I agree. Except in grilled cheese, strangely. I blame this place.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Grilled cheese...is there some symbolism I'm not aware of? lol

I'll take one off your hands. Haven't had lunch yet.