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[xp_scarlet_witch]

If one more person brings up that "it's Friday the 13th and, oh no, the rehearsal dinner is tonight...", complete with a dramatic pause, I will personally introduce them to the lake.

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[xp_olaris]

Thank you.

[xp_scarlet_witch]

I'd be a terrible sister if I didn't threaten someone for you. Consider it part of your present.

[xp_olaris]

This is why big sisters are the best.

[xp_havok]

It's a good thing I'm marrying into your family and not making an enemy out of it, isn't it?

[xp_scarlet_witch]

You do remember what happened at our last family reunion, ri-

...wait, I mean, yes, a very good thing, welcome to the family, Alex!